Anna Faris Pushes Kind Protein Bars by Reading Horrible Reviews of Rival Products

This is a real offer: Try a healthy snack that tastes like some combination of hyena crap, garbage, resentment and sawdust. Bring it on, you say? The marketer Kind feels confident that its new protein-packed bar is considerably more palatable than that. But you--the first 10,000 consumers to step up, that is--can be the judge....