Today's toy ads aren't perfect—the one for Kackel Dackel is disturbing in its own way—but at least they don't give you nightmares. The one below, for Remco's 1971 toy Baby Laugh-a-Lot, is not something your kids ever need to see. The horror-movie style editing and the deranged voiceover certainly don't help. In fact, the only thing more frightening than Baby Laugh-a-Lot might be Baby Laugh-a-Lot with her batteries running low.