Old Spice Ran a Baffling Ad, Entirely in French, on the Grammys. This Subtitled Version Explains All

If you were watching the Grammy Awards a few minutes ago, you saw an Old Spice ad that was very weird indeed, even for the notoriously quirky Procter & Gamble brand. The 60-second spot was entirely in French, and there were no subtitles. This made the plot very cryptic for non-French speakers. All we could...