It's not generally assumed that breasts enjoy being squashed together in a push-up bra. But apparently they do, at least according to these bizarre Valege lingerie ads from France, which depict joyful reunions between left and right breasts around the world. The best part of each spot is probably the breast-on-breast chest bump. Or wait, no, that's the most disturbing part. Fittingly, not one but two ad agencies—Marcel Paris and Publicis Espana—had to squish themselves together to generate these CGI spots. J.A.C.K. of Wanda Productions directed them.